March 2012
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reggydayo:
Oops, I think this makes Vicki my headcanon Jane voice.
We can only wonder now, is this Homestuck getting in our Dark Shadows, or Dark Shadows getting in our Homestuck?
I have been asking myself this question for the past fifteen minutes.
NO SERIOUSLY I’M ALREADY OFFICIALLY ADOPTING THE IDEA THAT THERE’S A TINY MAUSOLEUM IN THE COLLINS CEMETERY FOR...
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February 2012
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lol okay the bowling mechanic dude is not going to...
that’s fine I was just after the discounted bowling anyway
NEXT ON THE LIST???
Uhhh I guess like basic fast food jobs idk I am not working at a goddamn grocery store again.
Alternately: contact the job agency in charge of hiring for Gallo because holy shit man have you seen the discounts employees get? Jugs of Carlo Rossi for a dollar, man. For a dollar.
crystalhuman replied to your post: crystalhuman replied to your post: Ever thought of…
I don’t like answering machines either, only whenever stuff like this happens or like making an appointment with the doctor. Mechanical what the hale.
like “Yeah, I have mechanical experience uh I watched every video about pinsetting machines I could find on the internet.”
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I also applied for a laundry job
at a hospital
and it’s all “BLOODBORN PATHOGENS” and I’m all “WHATEVER MAN SAFETY PRECAUTIONS LET’S DO THIS”
I am legitimately more squeamish about answering machines than blood what the fuck.
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crystalhuman replied to your post: Ever thought of working behind the scenes of a Bowling Center?
This is a perfect job for you.
It just says “any mechanical experience”
so I called them and the dude at the front was like “Hey, let me connect you with the mechanic” and it was like “This is a voicemail, leave your name and number” and I was like *UGH PANIC* so...
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Ever thought of working behind the scenes of a...
Yosemite Lanes has an immediate opening.
Enjoy/familiar with the bowling industry.
Must have a can-do attitude and willing to learn and work alone.
Compensation: Hourly pay and discounted bowling.
HOLY SHIT
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i just want a job where i don’t have to talk to anyone why is that so hard to find
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allthingsburton:
“It’s got such a strange vibe. And it’s not something that a lot of people necessarily know. You’re trying to do a weird soap opera… Some of the cast knew about it. Some didn’t, but they were all game for it — getting into the weird spirit of what Dark Shadows was. It has a weird sense of heightened melodrama… It was hard to put into words the tone it was. It had a weird...
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tbh
my elaborate re-edit of DS that goes on in my head while I’m watching is actually just what the show would be like if it adhered to its own canon (SHOCK AWE).
Bonus Angie being more awesome.
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“Quentin, don’t bore me with this nonsense.”
– ANGIE LET ME LOVE YOU
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NO WHAT
WHERE IS ALL THIS AMANDA/QUENTIN SOULMATES NONSENSE COMING FROM
he says he would have happily married Angie if he hadn’t met Amanda and this sort of stuff only happens once a lifetime WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS A FEW EPISODES WHERE THEY ACTUALLY INTERACTED OUTSIDE OF “HEY YOU’RE PRETTY” AND “LET’S RUN AWAY TOGETHER”
BECAUSE THAT HAS BEEN EVERY INTERACTION...
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afp-darkshadows:
“You will be avenged.”
— After a few dozen tries over twelve hundred episodes and five years, someone gets this word right.
#SPOILER ALERT IT’S JFRID
i shouldn’t be laughing this hard
winonaryan:
Tim Burton for Best Director for Dark Shadows 2012.
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“This night at Collinwood, a man and a woman have closed the door on their past....”
– Wait, is this talking about Quen- it is talking about Quentin and Amanda - who have actually had like FOUR conversations.
this show oh god what are you doing
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remember that time that everyone thought that...
zombiejosette:
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zombiejosette replied to your post: hours later
and then i missed likespam. again.
it’s okay
i know
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still lolling over “Reveal yourself, tiny songstress!”
mostly because it sounds like “Hold me closer, tiny dancer!” in my head.
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Dark Shadows trailers - full description
burton-land:
In the first footage, which is said to be the teaser Johnny Depp is seen having his mouth “literally soaked with blood”. Though so, the movie is “being marketed as a kind of comedy.” It is said that audience will hear the sound of a car and Depp shouts at it, “Show yourself Satan!” Another funny moment will come from Depp’s remarks to Eva Green, “You may strategically place...
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this looks fun
callmeshiny:
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gilbertchilvers:
pinkie-pi:
1.) Give me a pairing. 2.) Give me an AU setting. 3.) I will write you a three-sentence fic.
OH YEAH. IT’S BACK.
… *crickets chirp*
Well I am certainly capable of three sentences, as evidenced by the complete lack of evidence of my three-sentence Meg/AnonBlair fic.
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zombiejosette replied to your photo: Still my favorite Halloween picture. GUESS WHICH…
you’re barney duh.
i keep forgetting you’re psychic
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lethal-lovesick replied to your photo: Oh, so pictures of me from Halloween do exist. …
ohmygod i love that dress! also, finally putting a face to a name is fabulous! you’re gorgeous and fierce! and have a stellar couch + dress… I am envious.
that dress fits really strangely, but thaaaaaank you
UNFORTUNATELY THE COUCH IS NOW GONE :( The people who had it before me SPRAY-PAINTED it black -...
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why do people keep giving Willie Loomis a sister
I’M LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU TOO, WB
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Millicent laughed. Her charming face was smeared with blood. Crimson droplets drooled from her diminutive mouth. Pointed, white fangs glistened in the room light.
“You’re…”
“Go ahead, Suki. Say it!”
“Vampire!”
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DR. PHIBES/DS CROSSOVER
oh my god i love people
i love people so much