HEY, YOU KNOW WHO’S FINALLY JUST ABOUT DONE UPLOADING THE MOVIE THAT WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY RUIN DAVID WARNER AT FULL-FORCE IN EVERY ORIFICE FOR ANYONE WHO HAS THE MISFORTUNE OF WATCHING IT EVEN ONE-THIRD THE WAY THROUGH??
I DID!!!
part 1 of 6 sob sob angst cry
OH SHOOT DANG DANG
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If nothing else, this movie will make the very BEST imaginary cell phone tones.
LET ME DO A LIVE BLOG OF WHAT I ASSUME THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS GOING TO BE:
Oh dang so I’ve got one more year at this community college before it starts to get embarrassing I need something that’ll really catch the eye of the local film festival I KNOW
I WILL COBBLE TOGETHER EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER LEARNED FROM THIS PRIMER FOR FILMMAKING bitches love jump shots and extreme angles
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT I DIDN’T KNOW REAL ACTORS WOULD WORK FOR 30 DOLLARS AND A STEAK DINNER AT SIZZLER’S
I am just… so fucking deep man.
…I wonder if I can get a chick to show me her tits if I film this in black and white?
This summary uses 4000% less “isms” and references to French New Wave and Eisenstein than there should be.
so whatever else happens
OR DOESN’T HAPPEN HURR HURR HURR CINEMA NO WAVE
I will forever appreciate this movie for bringing together two things that have never met or will meet again: David Warner and a football.
Where I present you with a quote, and it’s either from James Joyce’s literary masterwork or this ~ambitious~ student project I’m watching on youtube.
Round One: “Tear the condom off your soul!”
David Warner’s been saving up years of poetry slam material for this student project.
I be movie murderer.
I’m kinda digging this entire IBM/Apple thread, though.
this entire movie is taking place
in the instant that this guy gets hit by a car
and it’s all the thoughts that go through his head before he dies and David Warner is his psychopomp.
portiafitzsimmons replied to your video: HEY, YOU KNOW WHO’S FINALLY JUST ABOUT DONE…
Once upon a time, there was a couch in an alleyway.
CHECK OUT THESE ANGLES THIS STUDENT PROJECT…
IDGAF
I WILL CONTINUE TO SPAM YOUR PAGE
SOON
I’LL START RHYMING
AND YOUR ENTIRE DASHBOARD WILL BE THIS FUCKING NONSENSE OH MY GOD
AND THERE’S MY EISENSTEIN
So you were paying attention in History of Film, you pretentious fucking dickbag.
Jesus, this guy looks really famil-
Oh. Well. This is getting more awkward than originally anticipated.
You… you just think you’re so clever, don’t you? You just fucking wet yourself with excitement when you thought this one up, didn’t you?
oh god this fucking student project is getting to my head
palette cleanser
THANKS A LOT.
Okay, seriously, now I need something with lots of blood and color and girls with swords - AH SHURAYUKIHIME YESSSSS.
