Posts tagged Waxwork.

Brokenlevel and Ohmyuser

brokenlevel:

portiafitzsimmons:

You guys are superawesome and I love you in the way that you can only love someone superawesome over the internet

but when this movie is over (though maybe I’ll liveblog Waxwork too that’ll just take me a week oh jesus), you should totally unfollow this blog

because it will be ENDLESS Dark Shadows liveblogs.

NEVER

all liveblogs are good liveblogs 8|

also i know nothing of dark shadows and you have piqued my interest on it and i see this as good a chance as any to be a fly on the wall in regards to it ;v;

also you have not seen waxwork SACRILEGE but no seriously i would die of lol and happy if you did a liveblog of waxwork

WELL CONSIDER IT HAPPENING THEN

(via spicer-motherfucking-lovejoy)

Well

I’m going to make a pot of tea and then fire up Netflix for Waxwork.

Well all right

These credits are encouraging: the kid from Gremlins, the chick from Valley Girl, Bobby from Twin Peaks, Sallah/Gimli, John Steed, and David fuckin’ Warner.

Also someone caught on fire, but uh, just his head.

Suddenly - David Warner!
Also, great job of not making me suspicious that you’re actually made out of wax.
LOL GODDAMN I CAN HEAR THE “DID I SCARE YOU TEEHEE” DRIPPING OFF YOUR VOICE, MR. WARNER.

Suddenly - David Warner!

Also, great job of not making me suspicious that you’re actually made out of wax.

LOL GODDAMN I CAN HEAR THE “DID I SCARE YOU TEEHEE” DRIPPING OFF YOUR VOICE, MR. WARNER.

I can see you’re interested in my waxworks.
Oh now, that is obviously not the only thing that’s interesting her.

I can see you’re interested in my waxworks.

Oh now, that is obviously not the only thing that’s interesting her.

I’m having a private showing at midnight.
oh for fuck’s sake
Taking nothing out of context for a change blog 2011.

I’m having a private showing at midnight.

oh for fuck’s sake

Taking nothing out of context for a change blog 2011.

OH MY GOD BOBBY LOOK AT YOU, YOU’RE A BABY MISCREANT!

OH MY GOD BOBBY LOOK AT YOU, YOU’RE A BABY MISCREANT!

Just imagine the worst bubbly 80s soundtrack you’ve ever heard and you know everything you need to know about this scene.

Just imagine the worst bubbly 80s soundtrack you’ve ever heard and you know everything you need to know about this scene.

#waxwork  
And suddenly I want this movie to become a metaphor for my life.

And suddenly I want this movie to become a metaphor for my life.

Seriously though, things that have been missing lately - 
surreal and overly dramatic reactions in real life
like that time Stephanie thought I was being an aloof jerk, but really I was superhigh and playing Greta Garbo in a corner of the yard.

Seriously though, things that have been missing lately - 

surreal and overly dramatic reactions in real life

like that time Stephanie thought I was being an aloof jerk, but really I was superhigh and playing Greta Garbo in a corner of the yard.

I do what I want, when I want. Dig it, or fuck off.

I’M STITCHING THIS THE NEXT TIME I’M AT A PARTY WITH MY FAMILY.
Okay, who put the acid in my drink again?
CRYSTAL we are watching this next time you fly over to my house.  It is at least 95% less Italian than the movies I usually make you watch.

Okay, who put the acid in my drink again?

CRYSTAL we are watching this next time you fly over to my house.  It is at least 95% less Italian than the movies I usually make you watch.

Things I have learned from watching David Warner movies:
Never, EVER, trust anyone with a unibrow.  They are ALWAYS werewolves.  

Things I have learned from watching David Warner movies:

Never, EVER, trust anyone with a unibrow.  They are ALWAYS werewolves.  

Little known facts about Twin Peaks:
Dana Ashbrook originally auditioned for the role of the Log Lady.  Footage of his audition was thought to be lost - until now.

Little known facts about Twin Peaks:

Dana Ashbrook originally auditioned for the role of the Log Lady.  Footage of his audition was thought to be lost - until now.

So the werewolf

gets hit with a chair, literally brushes the dirt off his shoulders, and then tears the Hans-looking guy in half.

CRYSTAL YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS MOVIE.

#waxwork