o god in heaven what am I doing
Posts tagged jane eyre.
So I guess the question is: Will my devotion to Colin Clive get me through this Monogram/Brontë disaster that lays before me?
I was trying to correct her, and she flew at me bloo bloo bloo.
Oh man you just got beat the fuck up by a child wearing the most ridiculous bloomers I’ve ever seen.
Virginia Bruce is just gliding through this movie with this fake smile. She’s practically seething with disdain oh my god was this on purpose?
Now she’s singing.
I am breaking out some sort of alcohol, I can’t handle this.
Oh, that bloodcurdling scream, and subsequent hysterical laughter? Just one of the servants, go back to bed. So she smiles! and goes back to bed-
OH NO ALL I HAVE IS SHERRY
Watching Colin Clive in Jane Eyre, sippin’ on sherry, nb-
oh my god what is my life doing and why don’t I have merlot to deal with it
aloneinthedark replied to your photo: Now she’s singing. I am breaking out some sort of…
it is a monstrous travesty, this jane eyre. doesn’t she threaten to give adele a switching or something?
Said switching is immediately forgotten with wedding talk and TREACHEROUS PATHWAYS

Seriously though, I’ve never even read Jane Eyre and I can already tell this is an awful, awful version that even Colin Clive cannot save. Monograaaaam.
Okay okay, again, I need to preface this with “I’VE NEVER READ JANE EYRE” because I kind of love this Blanche person.

Hmm, enter the beautiful governess.
BLANCHE YOU ARE SO JUDGEY I LOVE YOU.
these two are so boring and Colin Clive is so miscast and MONOGRAM YOU ARE THE WORST STUDIO I SWEAR TO GOD
NOTHING BUT MURDEROUS APE PICTURES









